Yet another sequel to my Razzies Outlook for the decade, in which we look at summer blockbuster flops, failures (critically), and some surprising contenders. Inspired by Joe DartMouth/D1CK_NOLT3/Pretentious Hipster from Washington's Worst Movie of the Year entries. Join me, as we bash the directors/actors/actresses/writers responsible for this intentionally hilarious outrage followed by blaming, rage quits, and possible drama outside of the screen. Note: If anybody has any better nick names for the cast and the movies, let me know!
Part II of my Silver-Gem(ini) trilogy, this entry focuses on satire of making fantasy movies, Game of Thrones, Old English material, Shakespeare, and mythology. -- Ben Carver, an aspiring yet broke filmmaker graduating from film school has trouble breaking into the industry despite having little successes with his short films on YouTube. He embarks on a plane to California but accidentally gets on a plane to London and walks the streets with total confusion as to what surrounds him. Whilst coming across a Game of Thrones Comic-Con event, Ben is inspired to make a "spin-off" of the show and begins ...
Inspired by D1ck_N0lt3's entry "Gods of Egypt: The Horsedick of Cinema", this is just my take on the Razzie nominations that were announced this year, but with actors/actresses and directors instead, resulting in fighting, blaming, and divisive arguing about how people could have made the movie better or at least, reacted to it. Note: This is only made for fun, please let me know what taglines should be added to the nominated candidates for the 2017 Razzies! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/37th_Golden_Raspberry_Awards
Chronicling a day in the lives of a select few living in Cyclone City, a supposed metropolis with a very high crime rate yet is under the protection of the godlike superhero Apex. (Notes: This movie is essentially The Office if it was set in a comic book universe. And the documentarian is to be played by a well known British comedian.) MPAA Rating: Rated R for language. CHARACTERS: Will Whitley - A young, introverted and quiet photojournalist working for Cyclone City's local paper The Daily Bannister, and is the secret identity of Apex (think Clark Kent meets Peter Parker.) ...
A slacker horror movie fan gets roped into a reality show where he shares a house with real figures of horror. MPAA Rating: Rated R for some horror violence/gore, language and brief graphic nudity. CHARACTERS: Greg - slacker college dropout and horror movie fan. Dr Caeser Hertick - cannibalistic psychologist (parody of Hannibal Lecter). Retha Hobbes - Super-sexy vampire. Jenny - emotionally disturbed teenage girl who psychic powers (parody of Carrie). Lucian - precocious son of the devil (parody of Damian). Bobby Lee Ruttingan - Redneck zombie serial killer (fusion of Jason Voorhees and Leatherface). Rathtor - Bloody thirsty alien.
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