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The Ice Pirates by Stewart Raffill and Stanford Sherman

In a galaxy ruled by the evil Templar Knights, water is the most valuable substance and pirates make their living stealing shipments of Ice. On one such raid the pirate captain Jason and his crew kidnap the Princess Karina. But they are captured and taken to be sold into slavery on the Templar homeworld. But just prior to their constration for sale as eunuchs, Karina intervines to save them. She wants them to crew a ship to go in search of her father who has vanished while searching for the mythical water-filled seventh planet…

Director Results

Director Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Mel Brooks 100% 

Cast Results

Jason Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Craig Bierko 100% 

Princess Karina Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Shannon Elizabeth 100% 

Roscoe Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Wayne Brady 100% 

Killjoy Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Kevin Nash (the Wrestler) 100% 

Marda Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Pamela Anderson 100% 

Zeno Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Johnny Depp 100% 

The Count Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Colin Mochrie 100% 

Frog Lady Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Kathy Kinney 100% 

Weird Wendon Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Weird Al Yankovic 100% 

Supereme Commander of the Templar Knights Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Darrell Hammond 100% 


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