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Mars Attacks! by Tim Burton

Martians begin to surround Earth with an array of flying saucers. James Dale, the President of the United States, addresses America. The message attracts attention within the news media in New York City, employees and common goers at the Luxor Las Vegas hotel, and a trailer trash family in Perkinsville, Kansas. The Presidential scientific aides are able to set a meeting with the Martians in Pahrump, Nevada.

The Martians announce they have “come in peace” by way of a universal translator. But after a hippie releases a dove (as a symbol of peace), the Martians begin to kill the humans that have gathered. Believing the meeting to be a “cultural misunderstanding”, President Dale has Professor Donald Kessler resume negotiations with the Martians. The two species decide to have a Martian ambassador address the United States Congress. However, the event goes wrong once more, leading to the total incineration of Congress.

General Decker tries to convince President Dale to take revenge by nuclear warfare, but Dale refuses. After a mysterious Martian assassin disguised as a woman enters the White House and unsuccessfully attempts to kill the President, the invaders start their full-scale invasion of Earth. They descend upon the planet, destroying Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, Tokyo, the Washington Monument, a planetarium, a music venue, one of the Great Pyramids, a Hawaiian paradise and the Great Donut, and end up killing Dale. Richie Norris, a teenage boy from Kansas, inadvertently discovers the Martians' deadly weakness (the noise of Slim Whitman's song, “Indian Love Call”) after rescuing his grandma from a retirement home. Both Richie and his grandma are awarded the Medal of Honor for their heroic efforts. Humans begin cleaning up the Martians' destruction in an attempt to improve their lifestyle. Richie, in particular, believes everyone should start living in tipis(also te(e)pee).

posted: 11/05/2009 by axel1999 comments | results | vote

Director Results

Director Total Votes: 7

  1. 1. Tim Burton 71% 
  2. 2. Rob Zombie 14% 
  3. 3. Alex Garland 14% 

Cast Results

James Dale Total Votes: 7

  1. 1. Kevin Spacey 71% 
  2. 2. Ray Jones 14% 
  3. 3. Arnold Schwarzenegger 14% 

Richie Norris Total Votes: 8

  1. 1. Michael Cera 62% 
  2. 2. Dakota Lark 12% 
  3. 3. Timothee Chalamet 12% 
  4. 4. Owen Teague 12% 

Art Land Total Votes: 7

  1. 1. Johnny Depp 42% 
  2. 2. Kevin Spacey 14% 
  3. 3. Joey Moody 14% 
  4. 4. Ben Stiller 14% 
  5. 5. Hugh Jackman 14% 

Barbara Land Total Votes: 7

  1. 1. Kristen Bell 28% 
  2. 2. Isla Fisher 28% 
  3. 3. Anna Faris 14% 
  4. 4. Melissa Carman 14% 
  5. 5. Christina Hendricks 14% 

Byron Williams Total Votes: 7

  1. 1. Terry Crews 71% 
  2. 2. Jeffrey Keeling 14% 
  3. 3. Michael Strahan 14% 

Donald Kessler Total Votes: 9

  1. 1. Daniel Craig 66% 
  2. 2. Liam Neeson 11% 
  3. 3. Guy Pearce 11% 
  4. 4. Chris Hemsworth 11% 

Natalie Lake Total Votes: 7

  1. 1. Gwyneth Paltrow 57% 
  2. 2. Peaches Smith 14% 
  3. 3. Amanda Seyfried 14% 
  4. 4. Gal Gadot 14% 

Florence Norris Total Votes: 5

  1. 1. Betty White 80% 
  2. 2. Jackie Stover 20% 

Marsha Dale Total Votes: 6

  1. 1. Meryl Streep 50% 
  2. 2. Samantha 16% 
  3. 3. Diane Lane 16% 
  4. 4. Melissa Leo 16% 

Louise Williams Total Votes: 5

  1. 1. Regina King 60% 
  2. 2. Taraji P. Henson 20% 
  3. 3. Danielle Thompson 20% 

Jerry Ross Total Votes: 7

  1. 1. Alan Cumming 28% 
  2. 2. Matthew Broderick 28% 
  3. 3. Chris McClellan 14% 
  4. 4. Dustin Hoffman 14% 
  5. 5. Topher Grace 14% 

General Decker Total Votes: 6

  1. 1. R. Lee Ermey 66% 
  2. 2. Steven Boyd 16% 
  3. 3. J.k. Simmons 16% 

Famous Singer (Replaces Tom Jones) Total Votes: 6

  1. 1. Wayne Newton As Wayne Newton 33% 
  2. 2. Wayne Newton 33% 
  3. 3. Tom Jones 16% 
  4. 4. Phillip Levesque 16% 

Jason Stone Total Votes: 6

  1. 1. Patrick Dempsey 50% 
  2. 2. Matthew Morrison 16% 
  3. 3. Ed Westwick 16% 
  4. 4. Joseph Gordon-Levitt 16% 

Billy-Glen Norris Total Votes: 7

  1. 1. Danny McBride 28% 
  2. 2. Seth Rogen 28% 
  3. 3. Jonah Hill 28% 
  4. 4. Zack McNabb 14% 

Cedric Williams Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Saadiah Clore 50% 
  2. 2. Leon Thomas III 50% 

Neville Williams Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Jay 50% 
  2. 2. Khamani Griffin 50% 

Taffy Dale Total Votes: 4

  1. 1. Lyndsy Fonseca 50% 
  2. 2. Sara Melton 25% 
  3. 3. Elle Fanning 25% 

Lt. General Casey Total Votes: 5

  1. 1. James Earl Jones 60% 
  2. 2. Gary Anthony Williams 20% 
  3. 3. Carlos Lopez 20% 

Rude Gambler Total Votes: 7

  1. 1. Joe Pesci 42% 
  2. 2. Danny DeVito 14% 
  3. 3. Jake Moore 14% 
  4. 4. Kevin Pollak 14% 
  5. 5. Bob Hoskins 14% 

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