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Stir Crazy by Bruce Jay Friedman

Film writer Skip Donahue and actor Harry Monroe are both fired from their jobs in New York City and leave for Hollywood. Along the way, they take odd jobs to make money. During one such job in Arizona, Skip and Harry perform a song and dance routine dressed as woodpeckers as part of a promotion for a bank. While the duo are on break, two men steal the costumes and rob the bank. However, Harry and Skip are arrested, whisked through a speedy trial and handed 125-year jail sentences. Their court-appointed lawyer, Len Garber, advises them to wait until he can appeal their case.

Life in a maximum-security prison proves troublesome for Skip and Harry. After a failed attempt at faking insanity, they make friends with Jesus Ramirez, a bank robber, and Rory Schultebrand, a gay man who killed his stepfather, and meet inmates such as contrabandist Jack Graham, ax murderer Blade and intimidating mass murderer Grossberger.

Strangely, while Harry is understandably terrified of the brutality of the guards and inmates, Skip seems to be optimistic and happy about the situation. At one point, the guards put Skip in a small, dark box for a few days of solitary confinement expecting to find him a crazy mess when they bring him out. Instead he asks them for one more day as he "was just beginning to get into “.

Three months later, Skip and Harry are brought to see Warden Walter Beatty and Deputy Warden Wilson, the head guard. They wish to run a ”test“ with Harry and Skip on a mechanical bull in the warden's office. To everyone's surprise, Skip rides the bull at full power, so Beatty selects him to compete in the prison's annual rodeo competition.

Jesus and Rory inform Harry and Skip of the truth behind the rodeo: it is a crooked operation run by Beatty and Warden Henry Sampson, who heads the neighboring prison. The money from the rodeo, which is supposed to go to the prisoners, ends up in the wardens' pockets. Knowing Skip will be selected as the prison's new champion, Jesus and Rory hatch a plan for escape involving Skip refusing to participate. This backfires as the warden orders Wilson to ”straighten Skip out", and the guards torture Skip and Harry. However, this too fails; as Skip continues to enjoy himself and when the guards suspend Skip from the floor with manacles in one of the cells they only succeed in fixing his bad back injury that he got from riding the mechanical bull earlier.

Harry and Skip are visited by Garber, who introduces them to his partner in the mission to prove them innocent, his cousin Meredith, to whom Skip is immediately attracted. Later, Skip meets with Beatty to make a deal. In exchange for his participation in the rodeo, Skip requests his own crew (Harry, Jesus, Rory and Grossberger), along with a larger jail cell. Beatty agrees, telling Wilson to have a guard watch them at all times. Wilson reveals to the guard, Graham, that Skip will not leave the rodeo alive.

While practicing for the rodeo, Skip, Harry, Jesus, Rory, and Grossberger acquire tools they need for their escape, using the prison's metal shop to transform them into seemingly everyday items. Meredith gets a job as a waitress in a country western strip club searching for possible suspects and encounters the real crooks. She calls Garber and the police.

The rodeo begins, but attempts to kill Skip fail. During the major events, each member of Skip's team escape through a secret opening, taking them through air vents to either a restroom where Jesus' wife provides them disguises, or through a vent to a hollow pushcart manned by Jesus' brother. Once through, they put on their disguises and re-enter the grounds as audience members.

Skip is to compete against champion Caesar Geronimo to swipe the prize: a bag of money from the horns of a large, Brahman bull. Skip asks Caesar if he is tired of being his warden's stooge, suggesting that they give the money to the prisoners and offering to help Caesar win if he agrees to do so. Both contestants play hard, but Caesar wins. Inspired by Skip, Caesar throws the bag to the inmates. Skip prepares his escape through the secret opening, but Graham shows up, suspicious. Grossberger knocks Graham out and Skip escapes into the pushcart. The group drive off.

At a secret meeting spot, Jesus and Rory bid Harry and Skip farewell as they leave for Mexico. Harry and Skip get in the other car, only to be stopped by a car containing Garber and Meredith. She tells Harry and Skip that the police have captured the real crooks. Harry and Skip decide to resume their original plan of heading to Hollywood. Skip asks Meredith to go with him, and Meredith agrees.

Director Results

Director Total Votes: 3

  1. 1. Kevin Smith 33% 
  2. 2. Judd Apatow 33% 
  3. 3. Etan Cohen 33% 

Cast Results

Skip Donahue Total Votes: 3

  1. 1. Will Ferrell 66% 
  2. 2. Bradley Cooper 33% 

Harry Monroe Total Votes: 3

  1. 1. Mike Epps 33% 
  2. 2. Tracy Morgan 33% 
  3. 3. Kevin Hart 33% 

Jesus Ramirez Total Votes: 3

  1. 1. Michael Pena 33% 
  2. 2. Danny Trejo 33% 
  3. 3. Gabriel Chavarria 33% 

Rory Sculterbrand Total Votes: 3

  1. 1. Brandon T. Jackson 33% 
  2. 2. Kenan Thompson 33% 
  3. 3. Ray Fisher 33% 

Jack Graham Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Walton Goggins 50% 
  2. 2. Clark Gregg 50% 

Blade Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Michael K. Williams 50% 
  2. 2. Daveed Diggs 50% 

Grossberger Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Braun Strowman 50% 
  2. 2. Chris Reed 50% 

Warden Walter Beatty Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Ed Asner 50% 
  2. 2. David Koechner 50% 

Deputy Warden Wilson Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Colin Farrell 50% 
  2. 2. John C. McGinley 50% 


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