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Fifty Shades Freed: Cinema's Bluescreen of Death by Joe Dartmouth

A behind the scenes documentary on the making of Fifty Shades Freed. The so far worst movie to come out in 2018. And it's only February! Complete with interviews conducted with the cast and crew that consist of name calling, and arguing about why they did the movie, why the film exists, and if they have no more dignity.

Director Results

Director Total Votes: 3

  1. 1. Pretentious Hipster From Portland 33% 
  2. 2. The Erratic Gemini 33% 
  3. 3. Dinesh D'souza 33% 

Cast Results

Dakota "I'm only acting cause of nepotism" Johnson Total Votes: 3

  1. 1. Betty White 33% 
  2. 2. "50 Shades Of A 'career'" 33% 
  3. 3. Whoopi Goldberg 33% 

Jamie "Generic Male Model Pod Person" Dornan Total Votes: 3

  1. 1. Charles Stiles 33% 
  2. 2. "discount Theo James" 33% 
  3. 3. Ray Romano 33% 

Eric "Proof that anyone who appeared in Smallville's career will go to shit" Johnson Total Votes: 3

  1. 1. Tommy Wiseau 33% 
  2. 2. "no One Has Ever Cared For Me" 33% 
  3. 3. Kathy Bates 33% 

Kim "I deserve a much better career twilight than what I'm getting now" Basinger Total Votes: 3

  1. 1. Nicolas Cage 33% 
  2. 2. "haven't Been Good Since La Confidential?" 33% 
  3. 3. Helen Hunt 33% 

Marcia "Since I won an Oscar all those years ago I can stop caring about my career path now" Gay Harden Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. George Lopez 50% 
  2. 2. Jodie Foster 50% 

James "My career went to shit after Perfect Stranger" Foley Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Neil Breen 50% 
  2. 2. Tony Cox 50% 


  • MovieCriticGamer: I got a better title for this movie: Fifty Shade Freed from this abomination of a “sexy” trilogy.

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