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RAZZIES 2018: THE MOCKUMENTARY by The Erratic Gemini

Yet another sequel to my Razzies Outlook for the decade, in which we look at summer blockbuster flops, failures (critically), and some surprising contenders.

Inspired by Joe DartMouth/D1CK_NOLT3/Pretentious Hipster from Washington's Worst Movie of the Year entries.

Join me, as we bash the directors/actors/actresses/writers responsible for this intentionally hilarious outrage followed by blaming, rage quits, and possible drama outside of the screen.

Note: If anybody has any better nick names for the cast and the movies, let me know!

Director Results

Director Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. The Erratic Gemini 100% 

Cast Results

Tom "Scientology couldn't save my career" Cruise Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Tom Cruise 100% 

Mark "Wish I did better movies than Transformers" Wahlberg Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Mark Wahlberg 100% 

Zac "High School Musical reunion not happening in the future" Efron Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Zac Efron 100% 

Johnny "I am not funny nor attractive anymore" Depp Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Johnny Depp 100% 

Jamie "50 Shades of Bleh" Dornan Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Jamie Dornan 100% 

Katherine "Not so relevant anymore" Heighl Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Katherine Heigl 100% 

Dakota "Pretty-Pretty but not interested" Johnson Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Dakota Johnson 100% 

Jennifer "I regret being so stuck-up" Lawrence Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Jennifer Lawrence 100% 

Tyler "Still cross-dressing since 2008" Perry Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Tyler Perry 100% 

Emma "Hogwarts can't pay my bills anymore" Watson Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Emma Watson 100% 

Javier "I deserve better than this" Bardem Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Javier Bardem 100% 

Russell "When will I make a comeback" Crowe Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Russell Crowe 100% 

Josh "No one's ever cared about me" Duhamel Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Josh Duhamel 100% 

Mel "Need to make another Oscar-worthy movie" Gibson Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Mel Gibson 100% 

Anthony "Let me have some fun, I'm 80" Hopkins Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Anthony Hopkins 100% 

Kim "I needed to pay off more of those debts" Basinger Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Kim Basinger 100% 

Sofia "Thank God for Atomic Blonde and Kingsman" Boutella Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Sofia Boutella 100% 

Goldie "My husband has a superior career" Hawn Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Goldie Hawn 100% 

Susan "I can only do crappy comedies, they pay me the most" Sarandon Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Susan Sarandon 100% 

Laura "I'm only in this cause Michael Bay developed a fetish for British women" Haddock Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Laura Haddock 100% 

Darren "Too much pretentiousness apparently isn't a good thing" Aronofsky Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Darren Aronofsky 100% 

Michael "I committed career suicide after Revenge of the Fallen" Bay Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Michael Bay 100% 

James "How'd I go from Glengarry Glen Ross to this shit?" Foley Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. James Foley 100% 

Alex "Back to writing and never directing" Kurtzman Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Alex Kurtzman 100% 

Anthony/Tony "Did people think Emojis are great?" Leonidis Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Tony Leondis 100% 


  • JohnTyler: Josh “No One's Ever Cared About Me” Duhamel. Also… ORIGINAL IDEA SUGGESTION (just for fun): A fantasy comedy-drama about a young man who wakes up …
  • MovieCriticGamer: Not taking requests right now, but I'll keep that in mind.
  • D1ck_N0lt3: Been ages since I been on here. And yes, this did put a smile to my face. Name suggestions: Kim "I needed to pay off …

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