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The Emoji Movie: The Biggest Lolcow in Cinematic History by Joe Dartmouth

A behind the scenes documentary on the making of The Emoji Movie, the so far worst movie to ever come out in 2017, complete with interviews with the cast conducted by Joe Dartmouth, most of which end with finger pointing, profanity and name calling.

Director Results

Director Total Votes: 5

  1. 1. Pretentious Hipster From Portland 20% 
  2. 2. The Erratic Gemini 20% 
  3. 3. Disaster-Movie Maker 20% 
  4. 4. A Pile Of Shit With Googly Eyes Glued To It 20% 
  5. 5. Uwe Boll 20% 

Cast Results

Tony "My second attempt at an animated film and I blew it" Leondis Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Tony Leondis 100% 

T.J. "I quit Silicon Valley to do this shit" Miller Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. T.j. Miller 100% 

James "Proof talk show hosts can't act for shit" Corden Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. James Corden 100% 

Anna "My husband has a better career than me now" Faris Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Anna Faris 100% 

Maya "Literally famous only because of SNL" Rudolph Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Maya Rudolph 100% 

Steven "I'm way past my comedic prime" Wright Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Steven Wright 100% 

Jennifer "So am I" Coolidge Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Jennifer Coolidge 100% 

Jake "Please take me seriously" T. Austin Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Jake T. Austin 100% 

Christina "Obligatory singer in an animated movie" Aguilera Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Christina Aguilera 100% 

Sofia "Modern Family isn't paying me enough" Vergara Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Sofia Vergara 100% 

Patrick "I'm only in this because I bought a castle someplace" Stewart Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Patrick Stewart 100% 


  • MovieCriticGamer: Holy shit. Looks fun! May I participate in the madness?
  • vin13ish: Hey! What about me! I want to join this madness too! I always knew this movie would be SHIT! What were SONY thinking about this?! …
  • D1ck_N0lt3:

    MovieCriticGamer wrote:
    Holy shit. Looks fun! May I participate in the madness?

    Please do! The more people who bash this atrocity the better!
  • darthjoker01: I always knew that this film was going to be terrible. The Idea is so Fucking Stupid! What were Sony thinking? I will be more …

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