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Imagine Casting

STUPID SLEUTHS by Tristan Hartup and Vincent Garcia

Three hapless American private detectives are forced to work when they discover they have taken on the exact same case involving a plot to assassinate the Queen of England, but three of them together proves to be the ultimate recipe for disaster as they a bunch of accident-prone idiots who do nothing but cause trouble 24/7 and they have a terrible habit of mocking British people.

MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for non-stop slapstick action violence and mayhem, and language.

(Inspirations: Three Stooges, Naked Gun, Tom & Jerry, Hot Fuzz.)

(Side notes: This movie would have the most slapstick ever put in a live action feature film, and this movie is a satire on US and UK relations.)


Angel Huff - the beef-headed wannabe cool guy of the trio.

Lincoln Abrahams - The more smarter and more reasonable one of the trio but his anger issues always gets the better of him.

Veronica Monica - The insecure shy one who can't comprehend rhetorical questions and is tortured by the fact that he has two female names for his full name.

Bianca Mullen - a female British Interpol agent who reluctantly teams up teams up with the trio and is both baffled by and frustrated with their idiotic antics.

Lionel Cross - A villainous criminal mastermind whose only motivation for wanting to assassinate the queen is because he absolutely just can't stand British accents.

Director Results

Director Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Edgar Wright 100% 

Cast Results

Angel Huff Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Channing Tatum 100% 

Lincoln Abrahams Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Bradley Cooper 50% 
  2. 2. Bill Hader 50% 

Veronica Monica Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt 50% 
  2. 2. Jason Schwartzman 50% 

Bianca Mullen Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Felicity Jones 100% 

Lionel Cross Total Votes: 1

  1. 1. Matt Damon 100% 


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