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Spaceballs: The Schwartz Awakens by Mel Brooks

A sequel to the 1987 comedy classic, Spaceballs. The story picks up exactly 30 years after the original. The planet Spaceball is now full of air and is ran by President Skroob II and Lord Grey Helmet. For the past 30 years the Spaceball community has been searching for President Skroob and Lord Dark Helmet. The new leaders, President Skroob II and Lord Grey Helmet, order a group of Troopers, led by Captain Flashlight, to search the only remaining planet, Land of the Apes for President Skroob and Lord Dark Helmet. The scene then changes to the planet Druidia, where Princess Vespa, now General Vespa Starr, finds out about the newly ordered search of Skroob and Lord Dark Helmet. She orders The Assistance to search for her husband, the only person in the galaxy who has the Schwartz power. The scene then changes to the planet Okku, were you are introduced to a female scavenger, who lives a tom-boy and gross like life. Her name is Bey. Her best friend is a junky droid that she found on one of her scouts, the droids name is DD-M. One night Bey is awakened in her sleep by a mystical sound. She quickly finds the mighty Yogurt. Yogurt tells her that she has the power of the Schwartz and he much teach her the ways. The scene is then changed to the Troopers and Captain Flashlight finding Skroob and Lord Dark Helmet. They inform them that they have been the slaves of Apes for the past 30 years and that Colonel Sandurz tragically passed away. They return to planet Spaceball and all aboard the Spaceball Two spaceship. Lord Dark Helmet feels a disturbance in the dark Schwartz and informs the crew that the light Schwartz has been saved. Lord Dark Helmet must train Lord Grey Helmet all he knows about the dark Schwartz, quickly, so he can keep the Spaceballs alive. The scene changes to The Assistance stumbling on to Eagle 5, wrecked and damaged. They aboard the ship to find a old and aged Captain Lone Starr drinking beer and smoking. They inform him that General Vespa needs his skills to save the Schwartz. He says he will only agree to help if they could save Barf. Barf is in the back of the Eagle 5, aged and dyeing. The Assistance can't save Barf but quickly comes up with a plan to fool Lone Starr. They dress up Nutto, the fatest Assistance rebel in the group, to look like Barf. The scene changes back to the planet Druidia. The Assistance, Captain Lone Starr & Barf, and Yogurt & Rey all arrive at the same time. Yogurt explains to General Vespa that Rey is full of the light side of the Schwartz and that she is powerful enough to defeat the dark Schwartz. General Vespa orders a attack on the Spaceballs. She tells her husband to bring back Lord Grey Helmet alive, because she wants to see her son. Here you find out that Lord Grey Helmet is actually Keno Starr, Lone and Vespa's son, who turned on them and joined the dark Schwartz. Captain Lone Starr, Rey, DD-M, Barf, and The Assistance leaves the planet and heads toward planet Spaceball to destroy the dark Schwartz. They arrive at the planet, the same time that the Spaceball Two spaceship lands. Troopers exit the ship and start firing at The Assistance. President Skroob I & II leave the ship with Lord Dark Helmet and Lord Grey Helmet. Lone Starr, Rey, and Barf quickly follow them. Lone Starr kills President Skroob I during the chase. Everyone splits up and goes opposite directions. After a short Scooby-Doo parody chase, everyone realizes that only Lone Starr, Rey, Lord Dark Helmet, and Lord Grey Helmet are the only ones still living. Barf and President Skroob II were killed during the chase. Out of anger Lone Starr goes to attack Lord Dark Helmet, but is struck down and killed by his son, Lord Grey Helmet. Rey attacks and kills Lord Dark Helmet and runs away from the base, dropping her lightsaber along the way. As she is running she is meet by a ghost like figure, it turns out to be Yogurt, he hands to her the lightsaber of Captain Lone Starr and tells her to end the dark Schwartz. She then stops running and attacks Lord Grey Helmet with the lightsaber, killing him. She then returns to the planet Druidia. The Assistance rebels follow her, but first they destroy the planet Spaceball. General Vespa knights Rey as the knew captain of the The Assistance. The movie ends w/ General Vespa telling Rey, “May the Schwartz be with You.”

Character Parodies
Captain Lone Starr - Captain Han Solo
General Vespa Starr - General Leia Solo
Lord Grey Helmet / Keno Starr - Kylo Ren / Ben Solo
Bey - Rey
The Assistance - The Resistance
President Skroob II - General Hux
Captain Flashlight - Captain Phasma
President Skoob - Grand Moff Tarkin
Lord Dark Helmet - Darth Vader
DD-M - BB-8
Barf / Nutto - Chewbacca
Yogurt - Yoda

Director Results

Director Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Mel Brooks 100% 

Cast Results

Captain Lone Starr Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Bill Pullman 100% 

General Vespa Starr Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Daphne Zuniga 100% 

Lord Grey Helmet / Keno Starr Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. James Franco 100% 

Bey Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Amy Schumer 100% 

President Skroob II Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Ty Burrell 100% 

Captain Flashlight Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Jane Lynch 100% 

President Skroob Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Mel Brooks 100% 

Lord Dark Helmet Total Votes: 3

  1. 1. Rick Moranis 100% 

DD-M Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Tina Fey (voice) 50% 
  2. 2. Tina Fey 50% 

Barf / Nutto Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Seth Rogen 50% 
  2. 2. John Goodman 50% 

Yogurt Total Votes: 2

  1. 1. Mel Brooks 100% 


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