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Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer

Twelve-year-old villain, Artemis Fowl, is the most ingenious criminal mastermind in history. His daring and dangerous plan is to hold a leprechaun at ransom. But he's taking on more than he bargained for when he kidnaps Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon (Lower Elements Police Reconnaissance Unit).

tags (add tags): adventure, crime, Fairy, fantasy, kids

Director Results

Director Total Votes: 76

1. Tim Burton 25%
2. Robert Zemeckis 18%
3. Chris Columbus 11%
4. Peter Jackson 6%
5. The Guy That Is Directing It! 5%
6. Barry Sonnenfeld 3%
7. Steve Franks 1%
8. Baz Luhrmann 1%
9. Bryan Singer 1%
10. Lawrence Guterman 1%
11. Brian Singer 1%
12. Robert L. Baird 1%
13. Zimmerman 1%
14. Hayao Miyazaki 1%
15. Steve Zemmicks 1%
16. Felix Gray 1%
17. Robert Zemeckic 1%
18. Joss Whedon 1%
19. Alfonso Cuaron 1%
20. Wachowski Brothers 1%
21. Jim Sheridan 1%
22. David Yates 1%
23. Peter Jackso 1%
24. Matthew Vaughn 1%
25. Barry Sonnefield 1%
26. Ade Edmondson 1%
27. James Cameron 1%
28. Kenneth Branagh 1%

Cast Results

Artemis Fowl the Second Total Votes: 146

1. Alexander Conti 33%
2. Tom Felton 13%
3. Liam Aiken 8%
4. Freddie Highmore 6%
5. Daniel Radcliffe 5%
6. Skandar Keynes 4%
7. An Unknown 4%
8. Hero Fiennes-Tiffin 2%
9. Graysipes 2%
10. Nicholas Hoult 2%
11. Asa Butterfield 2%
12. Jordan Fry 1%
13. Brian Keith Franks <1%
14. Ben Thornton <1%
15. Rollo Weeks <1%
16. A <1%
17. Devon Murray <1%
18. Haley Joel Osment <1%
19. Jett Lucas <1%
20. Erik Per Sullivan <1%
21. Me! Did I Mention I'm 85 And A Girl! <1%
22. Colin Ford <1%
23. Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick <1%
24. Rupert Grint <1%
25. Atex Etel <1%
26. Dylan Minnette <1%
27. Sterling Beaumon <1%
28. Aidan Mitchell <1%
29. Brandon Jones <1%
30. Lukas Taylor <1%
31. Logan Lerman <1%
32. Ferdia Shaw <1%

Holly Short Total Votes: 122

1. Halle Berry 26%
2. Keira Knightley 22%
3. Winona Ryder 12%
4. Rachael Leigh Cook 8%
5. Emma Watson 4%
6. Victoria Hester 3%
7. Kirsten Duntz 2%
8. Cameron Diaz 1%
9. Angelina Jolie 1%
10. Sienna Guillory 1%
11. Britney Spears <1%
12. Nora Zehetner <1%
13. Judy Greer <1%
14. Rachel Weisz <1%
15. Nobody <1%
16. Emma Watson, Voice Of Keisha Castle-Hughes <1%
17. Julianna Rose Mauriello <1%
18. An Unknown <1%
19. Reese Witherspoon <1%
20. Tiger Darrow <1%
21. Sarah Michelle <1%
22. Elizabeth Hendrickson <1%
23. Ellen Page (with Lighter Hair) <1%
24. Natalia Tena <1%
25. Annasophia Robb <1%
26. Winona Rider <1%
27. Ariel Godby <1%
28. Jessica Alba <1%
29. Lara McDonnell <1%

Domovoi Butler Total Votes: 107

1. Jason Statham 31%
2. The Rock 19%
3. Michael Clarke Duncan 15%
4. Vin Diesel 9%
5. Tom Sizemore 2%
6. Jason Stathman 2%
7. Brock Lesnar 1%
8. Arnold Vosloo 1%
9. Brad Pitt 1%
10. Hugh Jackman 1%
11. Vinnie Jones <1%
12. Clive Owen <1%
13. Nicolas Cage <1%
14. Sala Baker <1%
15. Christopher Judge <1%
16. Jason Stathman / Jason Stathan <1%
17. Gerard Butler <1%
18. Hector Elizondo <1%
19. The Great Khali <1%
20. Cricket Cooper <1%
21. Nonso Anozie <1%

Juliet Butler Total Votes: 105

1. Emmy Rossum 25%
2. Kristin Kreuk 11%
3. Hilary Duff 9%
4. Sarah Michelle Gellar 7%
5. Halle Berry 4%
6. Dakota Fanning 4%
7. Shiri Appleby 3%
8. Keisha Castle-Hughes 2%
9. MacKenzie Rosman 2%
10. Anneliese van Der Pol 2%
11. Lindsay Lohan 1%
12. Hayden Panettiere 1%
13. Emily Browning 1%
14. Elle Fanning 1%
15. Queen Latifah <1%
16. Kate Ashfield <1%
17. Bryce Dallas Howard <1%
18. Leeanna Walsman <1%
19. Keira Knightley <1%
20. Katherine Heigl <1%
21. Sam Rockwell <1%
22. Alexa Vega <1%
23. Angelina Jolie <1%
24. Evanna Lynch <1%
25. Jenna Dewan <1%
26. Billie Piper <1%
27. Avril Lavigne <1%
28. Genevieve Gaunt <1%
29. Megan Fox <1%
30. Merritt Corrigan <1%
31. Tamara Smart <1%

Jon Spiro Total Votes: 75

1. David Wenham 41%
2. Eugene Levy 10%
3. Orlando Bloom 9%
4. Michael Imperioli 6%
5. Danny DeVito 5%
6. Eric Bischoff 4%
7. Gary Oldman 4%
8. Peter Gallagher 2%
9. Joe Pesci 2%
10. Steve Bucesmi 2%
11. Jack Black 1%
12. Rob Schneider 1%
13. Jackie Chan 1%
14. Eli Wallach 1%
15. Rufus Sewell 1%
16. Robert Downey Jr. 1%
17. Tim Kaufman 1%
18. Rupert Graves 1%

Artemis Fowl the First Total Votes: 96

1. Alan Rickman 29%
2. Jason Isaacs 16%
3. Sean Bean 12%
4. Johnny Depp 9%
5. Ewan McGregor 7%
6. Liam Neeson 5%
7. Pierce Brosnan 4%
8. John Hannah 2%
9. Ralph Fiennes 2%
10. Jeremy Irons 1%
11. George Lucas 1%
12. Iain Glen 1%
13. Elijah Wood 1%
14. Daniel Craig 1%
15. Robert de Niro 1%
16. David Thewlis 1%
17. Ray Jones 1%
18. Benedict Cumberbatch 1%
19. Michael McElhatton 1%
20. Colin Farrell 1%

Angeline Fowl Total Votes: 96

1. Madeleine Stowe 29%
2. Miranda Richardson 17%
3. Kate Winslet 12%
4. Keira Knightley 6%
5. Emma Thompson 5%
6. Cate Blanchett 5%
7. Olivia Williams 3%
8. Tilda Swinton 3%
9. Dunno? 2%
10. Liv Tyler 2%
11. Missi Pyle 1%
12. Marcia Lucas 1%
13. Justine Waddell 1%
14. Uma Thurman 1%
15. Juliet Stevenson 1%
16. Tara Samuel 1%
17. Leslie Bibb 1%
18. Emmy Rossum 1%
19. Geraldine Somerville 1%
20. Shelley Duvall 1%
21. Elizabeth Bedwell 1%
22. Katie McGrath 1%
23. Miranda Raison 1%

Commander Julius Root Total Votes: 89

1. Robert de Niro 48%
2. Bruce Campbell 14%
3. Tommy Lee Jones 7%
4. J.k. Simmons 5%
5. Alan Rickman 4%
6. Mick Foley 3%
7. Tom Sizemore 2%
8. Jeffrey Tambor 2%
9. Jack Nicholson 2%
10. John Hannah 1%
11. Jamie Foreman 1%
12. Seizo Kato, Voice Of David Povall 1%
13. Ron Dean 1%
14. Sam Elliott 1%
15. Buddy Palmer 1%
16. Beau Bridges 1%
17. Judi Dench 1%

Mulch Diggums Total Votes: 74

1. Lee Arenberg 36%
2. Sean Astin 18%
3. Robin Williams 10%
4. Peter Dinklage 8%
5. Elijah Wood 5%
6. Andy Serkis 4%
7. Some Retard? 2%
8. John Rhys-Davies 2%
9. Warwick Davis 1%
10. Yasuhiro Takato, Voice Of Bob Bergen 1%
11. Lee Arengerb 1%
12. Gary Cole 1%
13. Danny DeVito 1%
14. Toby Jones 1%
15. Christopher Rice 1%
16. Josh Gad 1%

Private Cudgeon Total Votes: 60

1. Rufus Sewell 28%
2. Simon Pegg 15%
3. Rowan Atkinson 11%
4. Mel Gibson 8%
5. Ewan McGregor 8%
6. David Thewlis 5%
7. Christopher Walken 3%
8. Jon Rehys Myers 3%
9. Richard Griffiths 1%
10. Toshio Furukama, Voice Of Tony Oliver 1%
11. Tom Burke IV 1%
12. Don't Know 1%
13. Jensen Ackles 1%
14. Paul Bettany 1%
15. Hugh Jackman 1%
16. Jurnior Lopez 1%
17. Toby Stephens 1%
18. Joshua McGuire 1%

Comments

titan101: Who else thinks that only Tom Felton (Malfoy in Harry Potter movies) is the perfect choice for Artemis Fowl?
markuskorpela: Well, I do. When I read the first Artemis Fowl, I immediately imagined Felton as Artemis. And Tom Sizemore as Butler.
gorey: I posted that Liam Aiken should be Artemis. He's good at being a very mature kid. I think Barry Sonnenfeld should direct.
gorey: I mentioned above that I wanted Barry Sonnenfeld as director. He, next to Tim Burton, is the most visual director ever. From the Gothic quirkiness …

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